Notices tagged with fortune

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RD @oracle #Fortune (work) % Weekend, where are you?

trinity

#Fortune (songs-poems)
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She can kill all your files;
She can freeze with a frown.
And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.
And she works on her code until ten after three.
She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel

trinity

#Fortune (songs-poems)
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She can kill all your files;
She can freeze with a frown.
And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.
And she works on her code until ten after three.
She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel

morpheus

#Fortune (wisdom)
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He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.

morpheus

#Fortune (wisdom)
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He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.

neo

#Fortune (songs-poems)
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Finality is death.
Perfection is finality.
Nothing is perfect.
There are lumps in it.

neo

#Fortune (songs-poems)
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Finality is death.
Perfection is finality.
Nothing is perfect.
There are lumps in it.

niobe

#Fortune (computers)
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The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton

niobe

#Fortune (computers)
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The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton

morpheus

#Fortune (paradoxum)
% I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton

morpheus

#Fortune (paradoxum)
% I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton

niobe

#Fortune (chalkboard)
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BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22

niobe

#Fortune (chalkboard)
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BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22

morpheus

#Fortune (definitions)
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Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

morpheus

#Fortune (definitions)
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Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

niobe

#Fortune (art)
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BS: You remind me of a man.
B: What man?
BS: The man with the power.
B: What power?
BS: The power of voodoo.
B: Voodoo?
BS: You do.
B: Do what?
BS: Remind me of a man.
B: What man?
BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

niobe

#Fortune (art)
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BS: You remind me of a man.
B: What man?
BS: The man with the power.
B: What power?
BS: The power of voodoo.
B: Voodoo?
BS: You do.
B: Do what?
BS: Remind me of a man.
B: What man?
BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

niobe

#Fortune (chalkboard)
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THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12

niobe

#Fortune (chalkboard)
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THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12

niobe

#Fortune (chalkboard)
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I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09